Here's a list of some stupid Canadian laws.
In Canada, it's illegal for a teen to walk down main street for Fort Qu'Appelle with their shoes untied.
You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.
Margarine producers can’t make their margarine yellow.
In New Brunswick, driving on dirt roads is not allowed.
It is illegal to leave your horse in front of the Country Squire without hitching it securely to the hitching post.
In British Columbia, it is illegal to kill a big foot/sasquatch.
35% of a radio stations content must be “Canadian Content”.
Comic books which depict any illegal acts are banned.
It’s illegal to climb trees.
In Beaconsfield, it is considered an offense to have more than two colors of paint on your house.
Wooden logs may not be painted.
The color of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine).
In Toronto, it is illegal to drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday.
If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.
The cities of Montreal and Guelph are classified as no-pee and no-spit zones.
You can’t work on your car in the street.
When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.
Citizens may not remove bandages in public.
Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.
You may never use dice to play craps.
All business signs in the province of Quebec must be in French.
In Montreal, you may not swear in French.