Stupid Attorney Questions

Here are some stupid attorney questions asked during trials.

Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

How many times have you committed suicide?

Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was a victim?

At the time you first saw Dr. McCarty, had you ever seen him prior to that time?

You were there until the time you left, is that true?

Were you alone or by yourself?

Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

So, you were gone until you returned?

Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

Were you present when your picture was taken?

Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?



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